I really dislike posting rules. In all honestly, I think rules are bullsh*t. 

And not bullsh*t in a 'Rebel Without a Cause' way, but bullsh*t as in f***in' bullsh*t.

We're all supposed to be adults here or close to it anyways, right? Most of us seasoned veterans.

If you're roleplaying than you damn well better have experience, thick skin, or are willing to learn. Noobs, you get a pass, but offer this up as a valid reason why you haven't gotten the hang of things yet. 

Otherwise, rules? Really? You're sh*ttin' me right?! 

I really have to state I'm NOT the playby I'm using? On Myspace sure, but on a roleplay site? F*** Off. We all know what we're here for and how the game is played by now. Come on.

No drama... Yes, make sure this rule is clear, because we all enjoy dealing with adolescents who blur the lines of reality & fiction. 

Who the f*** enjoy's fighting, harassment, and stalking from a stranger? 

Fair enough, this may pertain to certain roleplayers and/or story-lines. 

Understood. 

But outside of a story-line, is anyone eagerly anticipating real-life drama? F*** no, so why is it even a mention? Piss me off and i'll delete you. 

A deletion should require no explanation. 

Obviously you did something stupid & received a pink slip. Or we just didn't click. 

Or you didn't bother to read a damn thing about my character and you requested even though you are a GOT, TVD, TWD, TW, DW, WWE, OUAT character. Or any other genre that doesn't fit.   

Nothing personal. It's roleplay. 

And let it be known that Jensen Ackles must be used for the simple fact that 'Jack Eric Hilts' IS Dean Winchester. He just has no idea he is an famous/infamous legacy of not only the Winchester lineage but a man of letters.  

I realize that J.A. is a popular playby but Hilts /is/ Dean Winchester for sh*t sake. If you are judging me or adding based off of my playby, f*** off. Take your fangirl-dom and find someone else to complete your fantasy. Leave me the hell alone.      

Length - Expectations - literacy - Hopeful age range - Genre : 

These are specifics I can understand a roleplayer setting in stone.

Length: As long as the story is progressing and it's flowing naturally than I could care less. I may write you a novel and wouldn't feel the least bit slighted if I received back a paragraph. Just let it be. 

Expectations: I expect maturity, respect, and understanding. 

I generally only write on Fri, Sat, & Sun. My time off work. Deal with it. I have my own way of doing things and am fully aware of what works best with my writing process. Don't start the bullsh*t, cause i'll quickly end it. Be aware of how you're acting, for your immature behavior will taint you and your character. As hard as it may be at times, think before you type.

Literacy: F*** yeah, i'll admit it, to an extent i'm a f***ing d*ck snob when it comes to grammar & punctuation. Anyone who has been doing this for more than five years would be lying if they said different. But sure, if it makes you feel better, I'm a douche bag because I enjoy comprehensive storylines and won't generally accept anything less. So be it, hell, I can live with that. 

The Proverbial Toss of the Dice: When it comes to age, especially around here, who the f*** can know for sure. Gore happens. I'll never tame the gore down although Hilts will never be particularly violent. Foul language though.... MOTHERF***ER JONES! You bet I got a sailor mouth. Dean would if he wasn't subjected to basic TV. Sex on the other hand... Because this is a J.A. playby I find I get more adds for no damn reason than any other character I've written for. So as far as sex is concerned, don't expect it, nor a relationship, taken status, or love. Sure, it's essentially Dean, there will be flirting and hint of extra circular activities but if I haven't known you long, ... sh*t, get some porn, or a horny 16 year old on here posing as a 20 something. I won't entertain you. 

But there's a ton of cat's around here that will. I'm not your f***ing guy.        

The rest...  

Basic Elementary.