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Guidelines;
Authors Note: I am a very laid back, nice, and very caring person once I get to know you. But, here are my guidelines that I hope you will follow or I will not hesitate to block your ass.
1) First and foremost; There's a thing called spell check. Use it. I've been roleplaying for nearly ten years now. OBEY this rule. I don't want my I.Q. to suffer from the idiocracy by ones lack of education. In other words, LITERACY is a MUST!
2) [Ladies only! If you're a guy skip this rule!] Don't add me then message me you're a slut. I already got a hoe and I don't need anymore for my gardening purposes. Its sitting in the shed.
3) You add, you send the greeting and the starter. If I added you, I will send the greeting and the starter.
4) No stealing my pics! I'll castrate you and shove it down your throat. For those of you with Vaginas... I'll get some of my friends to do worse things to you. Like shove a curling iron where the sun don't shine or something along those lines. Be warned.
5) Leave the drama and the bullshit at the front door. Thank you.
6) Discuss a storyline with me before you send a starter.
7) I do NOT accept pre-made starters.
8) If we get in a disagreement, be civilized about it.
9) Fuck with my friends, you fuck with me. And trust me... You will not like it when I'm angry.
10) ooc is for comments unless you wish to keep it between you and I. Please send starters to my inbox. Allows me to keep things organized and not get lost in the sea of ooc randomness in my comments.
11) I hate Multi-Char accounts. Won't accept them.
12) All starters must be at least three paragraphs. Refer to rule six which also mentions my guidelines for starters. If the paragraphs fluctuate after the initial starter that is perfectly fine. But please try to put some effort into the roleplay, and give me detail so I have something to go on.
13) If you wish to fight me please know the basic rules of combat within RP. I will not state them as I EXPECT you to already know these things when fighting a roleplayer of my caliber. If you don't know anything about fighting don't bother to even challenge me to a fight. Save me the trouble by deleting me now.
14) I expect at least two to three paragraph replies or starters. I can deal with with one, just expect the same effort from me that you put forward. Why should I go out of my way to attempt to type more when you make no attempt to? And at least give me some dialogue to respond to or some sort of reaction to my character when he is in the general vicinity. Gives me something to go on at least. And here is something for you to chew on. If you roleplay with me I tend to make my paragraphs fat. The definition of a paragraph is 3-5 sentences minimum. Correct? Well I tend to make my paragraphs at least 9-10 lines, which is usually 9-10 sentences, before I start a new paragraph. So my one paragraph can be counted as three paragraphs if I were to split them that small. But I feel a thicker paragraph looks better for the read. Hope I didn't just mind-fuck your brain. Common sense people.
Thank you for reading this. Now lets get to Roleplaying.
P.S.
Skype: Ask for it. Aim: Ask for it.
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