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02/29/2012 12:02 PM
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Facebook Adventures part3
Just for Santana, I am updating chapter 3 now xD This chapter features Samcedes, cock-block Brittana and a Katy-sexual Blaine.
Sam Evans -- Mercedes Jones
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Mercedes Jones What you saying,
white boy?
Sam Evans It means you have
beautiful eyes. Avatar language.
Mercedes Jones Oh, well, thank-you.
Your eyes aren't too bad themselves.
Mercedes Jones is now in a relationship with Sam Evans.
Kurt Hummel You be careful with her,
Sam. Just remember, I'm her best friend and I will cut you if you mistreat her!
Mercedes Jones <3
Sam Evans *hands up in surrender*
I'll remember.
Santana Lopez I wants me some
Dolphicorn babies. Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, hurry up!
Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel and 69
others like this.
Brittany Pierce What's a Dolphicorn?
Kurt Hummel It's a Dolphin crossed
with a Unicorn.
Brittany Pierce Oh, can I watch you
and Puck make one?
Santana Lopez Ooh, me too.
Kurt Hummel No!
Noah Puckerman Sure thing ;)
Kurt Hummel Noah!
Brittany Pierce Yay!
Santana Lopez Yay! We'll be right
over to puck's.
Kurt Hummel Look what you allowed
them to do. There will be no Dolphicorn making for a week now.
Noah Puckerman Kurt? Why?
Kurt Hummel You said Santana and
Brittany could watch us!
Noah Puckerman I wasn't serious. I
thought they'd know that.
Kurt Hummel Noah, its Santana and
Brittany we're talking about.
Noah Puckerman *hangs head in shame*
Your right. But what am I supposed to tell them? They are at my front door,
right now.
Santana Lopez Open up or I'll huff
and puff and blow your house in.
Brittany Pierce Not by the hairs on
my chiney, chin, chin. I will not let you in!
Kurt Hummel *shakes head*
Noah Puckerman *shakes head*
Santana Lopez *shakes head*
Blaine Anderson *shakes head*
Tina Cohen-Chang *shakes head*
Finn Hudson Why is it so hard to
find a girl friend that won't cheat on me?
Sam Evans Well, maybe you shouldn't
make them cheat on other boys.
Finn Hudson You still going on about
that?
Sam Evans That happened after the
two times you were cheated on.
Noah Puckerman It's your WEDDING
DAY!!! Look to the left of your profile and use the first 10 friends. No
cheating!
You Marry: Sam Evans
Maid of Honor: Santana Lopez
Strips down to
underwear on the dancefloor: Kurt Hummel
Makes out with the
grooms brother: Finn Hudson
Tries to stop you:
Brittany Pierce
Wedding Crasher: Mercedes Jones
The Priest: Quinn Fabray
Eats all the
wedding cake: Mike Chang
Gets way too
drunk: Rachel Berry
Noah Puckerman Oh, no way. I would not marry Sam! Kurt all the way.
Santana Lopez Even if he isn't
giving it up to you for the next week?
Noah Puckerman Yes! But I would like
to see him striped down on the dancefloor.
Kurt Hummel Maybe we can make our
own dancefloor ;)
Mercedes Jones Oh hell to the no!
You are not marrying my boy.
Kurt Hummel And your boy is not
marrying my boy.
Brittany Pierce Why do I try to stop
them marrying?
Mercedes Jones Cos you love Kurt and
I too much to let this go on.
Brittany Pierce Okay. Puck and Sam
cannot get married!
Rachel Berry I do not get drunk!
Santana Lopez What about during
Alcohol Awareness week?
Rachel Berry That was a one-off.
Mike Chang I love cake.
Sam Evans *narrows eyes* Finn better
stay away from my little brother!
Blaine Anderson You think I'm pretty
without any make-up on.
Wes Montgomery I hope you don't wear
make-up, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson You think I'm funny,
when I tell the punchline wrong.
David Thompson It is funny when he
curses himself for doing it wrong.
Blaine Anderson I know you get me,
so I let my walls come down. Down.
Kurt Hummel You guys do realize what
he's singing, right?
Blaine Anderson Let's go all the way
tonight. No regrets. Just love.
Jeff Sterling Why guys? Why were you
encouraging him? You're not the one who has to share a dorm with him.
Blaine Anderson We can dance, until
we die. You and I.
Nick Duval I can hear it from my
dorm. Thad is dancing away.
Blaine Anderson Could be young
forever.
Jeff Sterling Please, someone come
save me! I'm being murdered by listening to too many Katy Perry songs!
Blaine Anderson You make me, feel
like I'm living a teenage dream, the way you turn me on.
Nick Duval Oh, god. I walk in the
room to save Jeff and Blaine is dancing on his desk chair!
Thad Harwood He's got his life-sized
cardboard cut-out of her too.
Blaine Anderson I can't sleep, let's
run away and don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
Kurt Hummel I'm thinking of you all.
Jeff Sterling Please come help,
Kurt!
Kurt Hummel It'll all be finished
hopefully by the time I would get there. Just wait it out.
Noah Puckerman Sounds fun. Can I
come over with my video camera?
Kurt Hummel Noah! Blaine has a
serious obsession with Katy Perry. It's pretty bad.
Noah Puckerman But this video might
help him meet her. She might see it and want to meet him.
Kurt Hummel Or she might get freaked
out and never want to meet him.
Wes Montgomery Please, don't. If he
meets her, we'll never hear the end of it!
Kurt Hummel Don't worry, like I
said, even if we left now, he'd probably be finished by the time we got there.
Jeff Sterling Doubt it.
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02/21/2012 05:46 PM
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Facebook Adventures part2
Here is part two of Facebook Adventures. This chapter features Tike, Faberry and Katy-sexual? Read, enjoy and review :)
Tina Cohen-Chang is in a relationship with Mike Chang.
Mike Chang Asian kiss?
Tina Cohen-Chang Asian kiss.
Santana Lopez Ugh, quit with the
PDA's.
Brittany Pierce I have a PDA.
Tina Cohen-Chang Do you even know
what PDA stands for, Brittany?
Brittany Pierce Pop Dad Aunty.
Mike Chang *shakes head*
Tina Cohen-Chang *shakes head*
Artie Abrams *shakes head*
Kurt Hummel *shakes head*
Noah Puckerman *shakes head*
Rachel Berry Is sick of all these
boys drama's in Glee club. I need something bigger. Something better.
Mercedes Jones Hear, hear.
Quinn Fabray What do you need,
Rachel?
Rachel Berry Oh I think you know,
Quinn.
Quinn Fabray ;)
Quinn Fabray is in a relationship
with Rachel Berry.
Sam Evans What has this world come
to?
Kurt Hummel I think it's cute. We
need more gay relationships in Glee. You go, girls!
Rachel Berry Thank-you, Kurt. I see
someone appreciates a good relationship when they see one.
Santana Lopez Have fun with your new
girlfriend, Quinn. She certainly is going to be work for you.
Quinn Fabray I don't know what
you're talking about, Satan. Rachel is lovely.
Rachel Berry *glares at Satan*
*smiles at Quinn*
Quinn Fabray *smiles at Rachel*
Finn Hudson Is getting sick of all
these couples posting on fb.
Noah Puckerman You're just jealous
your two ex-girlfriends just got together.
Finn Hudson Wth man! That's so not
true!
Kurt Hummel It is, bro. I heard you
kick your stereo and swear when they changed their relationship status.
Finn Hudson I did not!
Noah Puckerman Denial
Mike Chang Who are you going to go
after now? Both of them are in a relationship.
Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray and 50
others liked this.
Noah Puckerman Burn.
Blaine Anderson Is out of furniture
to dance on. I've danced on them all at least once.
Wes Montgomery And that's saying
something.
David Thompson Well, at least my
desk hasn't been touched.
Blaine Anderson Really? *runs to
David and Wes' dorm room*
David Thompson Oh crap
Kurt Hummel You've done it now,
David.
Wes Montgomery Oh no! He's got 'Last
Friday Night' blasting!
David Thompson My homework! He's on
my homework!
Kurt Hummel You knew he was coming.
Why didn't you move it?
David Thompson I locked the door.
Blaine Anderson I know the secret
passage into your room.
David Thompson I need a new copy of
my History homework. Who's in my history class that can give me a photocopy of
it?
Jeff Sterling I do. I'll get it to
you in a few minutes.
Blaine Anderson Last Friday night,
yeah, we danced on table tops.
Noah Puckerman It sounds like he
doesn't wait for Friday nights to do that....
Kurt Hummel, Wes Montgomery, David
Thompson and 24 others like
this.
Jeff Sterling Oh my eyes! I open the
door and see Blaine dancing on David's desk, kissing a poster of Katy Perry.
Kurt Hummel What? I thought he was
gay?
Wes Montgomery Trust us. It's
disturbing to watch.
Quinn Fabray So while all you Gleeks
are out, doing whatever it is you do, I am with my girlfriend, going through a
duet we will perform next Glee rehearsal.
Santana Lopez What song?
Rachel Berry We're not saying.
Quinn, quick. Come back to me.
Noah Puckerman Is it wrong to want
to video tape this?
Rachel Berry *gasp* Noah! You have a
boyfriend now!
Kurt Hummel Hey, Noah. Come back to
me.
Noah Puckerman Coming!
Brittany Pierce Kurt Hummel is a
sexy, sexy Unicorn.
Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman and 64 other
people like this.
Kurt Hummel Why thank-you, Brittany.
Brittany Pierce And Noah Puckerman is a sexy, sexy Dolphin.
Noah Puckerman Ahh thanks.... I
think.
Santana Lopez "Did you know Dolphins
are just gay sharks?" Quote from the legendary Brittany Pierce.
Noah Puckerman I'm assuming that's
her way of calling me gay? If so, yes, I am a sexy, sexy Dolphin. ;) Hey, Kurt Hummel, would you like to make
some Dolphicorn babies?
Kurt Hummel Dolphicorn?
Noah Puckerman Yeah.
Dolphin/Unicorn. Dolphicorn.
Kurt
Hummel Sure thing, baby. I'll be over in 10.
Nick Duval Understands now when he
hears his friends complaining about this fascination Blaine has with Katy
Perry. I could go my whole life without seeing that.
Wes Montgomery I know, man. You
would think the life-sized poster would be enough.
David Thompson Apparently the card
board cut out of her is necessary.
Jeff Sterling And apparently he has
to hug it at night....
Blaine Anderson You are all jealous.
Katy and I will marry one day.
Wes Montgomery You're gay!
Blaine Anderson Maybe I'm
Katy-sexual.
David Thompson bad-mental-images are
bad!
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02/20/2012 02:49 PM
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Facebook Adventures part1
Hey there. A while ago, I started writing a Facebook/Glee crossover. I'll admit, I'm not too keen on the first chapter, but the rest is better. I promise you. Now I am a massive Puckurt fan, which you'll notice in this chapter. Enjoy :)
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Kurt Hummel Just joined Facebook
Noah Puckerman Just talked my lovely boyfriend into
making Facbook.
Mercedes Jones: It's about time, after what, months of
telling him to.
Noah Puckerman: Shhh, don't tell the whole world.
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Noah Puckerman and 14
other people.
Kurt Hummel Is still learning the ropes of this
facebook thing.
Noah Puckerman Luckily he has his boyfriend helping him.
Rachel Berry Oh your such a helpful boy, Puckerman.
Noah Puckerman Well, I do try.
Kurt Hummel Is in a relationship with Noah Puckerman.
Artie Abrahams Finally.
Kurt Hummel About what?
Artie Abrahams You two are finally in a proper
relationship, bro.
Kurt Hummel What do you mean? We've been in a proper
relationship for three months now.
Mike Chang No, but your finally facebook official.
That's really what counts in this generation.
Kurt Hummel I don't see how being facebook official
would change anything.
Artie Abrahams It just does, dude.
Santana Lopez to Kurt
Hummel I guess now you and Puckerman are official, that cancels our
make-out session later, right?
Noah Puckerman and 7
other people like this.
Kurt Hummel What make-out session?! Santana! We never
planned one!
Santana Lopez Yeah, don't you remember? We had one for
this afternoon.
Noah Puckerman Oh Kurt. If you liked Santana you should
have told me. We could organise a three-some if you want?
Santana Lopez and 3 other people like this.
Kurt Hummel Dead to me.
Noah Puckerman Has anyone got any advice on how to get a
stubborn teenager to talk to you?
Quinn Fabray Well, not suggesting a three-some might
help.
Noah Puckerman Is it my fault if I thought he might like
it?
Rachel Berry You don't honestly think a gay boy would
like a three-some with his boyfriend and their FEMALE friend!
Kurt Hummel likes this.
Noah Puckerman I was trying to expand his boundaries.
Mercedes Jones I'll expand your boundaries in a minute.
Brittany Pierce Puck has boundaries?
Kurt Hummel Is still not talking to two people.
Mercedes Jones and 14
other people like this.
Noah Puckerman Aww, come on, babe. You love me anyway.
Mercedes Jones Don't make me go all black girl on your
ass.
Noah Puckerman No thanks. My ass is for one person only
;) Right, Kurt Hummel?
Sam Evans Whoa dude. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Finn Hudson and 13
other people like this.
Finn Hudson I feel like I should I should give my
bestfriend the protection speech, since he's dating my step brother.
Mercedes Jones and Kurt
Hummel like this.
Noah Puckerman Dude. No need. I wouldn't hurt your step
brother. Besides, I'm sure I could beat you in a fight.
Santana Lopez Not from what I remember about last year.
I'm pretty sure Finn beat you into the ground.
Noah Puckerman That's because he had the surprise
advantage.
Sam Evans What happened last year?
Santana Lopez Finn kicked Puck's ass because Puck made
Quinn pregnant.
Brittany Pierce There's a fight happening?
Kurt Hummel Is bored.
Noah Puckerman Wait there. I'll bring Santana Lopez with me and we can start
that three-some.
Santana Lopez Likes this.
Kurt Hummel Still dead to me.
Noah Puckerman Quick, how do you get into someones house
without getting arrested?
Rachel Berry Well, generally people ring the door bell
or knock on the door.
Noah Puckerman Funny Berry. I mean if they aren't
answering.
Mercedes Jones You better not be where I think you are,
white boy. I will cut you.
Kurt Hummel Quick, how do you get rid of someone who
keeps knocking on your front door?
Noah Puckerman Well, most people answer their door.
Kurt Hummel I'm not most people.
Noah Puckerman I'm not leaving until you open the door.
Quinn Fabray Well, I know how stubborn you both are, so
this should be a fun filled night for you two.
Rachel Berry Don't forget you guys we have an early
Glee practice in the morning. We have to practice for sectionals.
Kurt Hummel Thinks I should just give up and let Noah Puckerman in.
Kurt Hummel What the?! I don't remember posting this.
Noah Puckerman You didn't. I helped you create your
account, remember? I know what email you used and your password.
Noah Puckerman I knew he couldn't stay mad forever. I
have finally been let into the Hudmel home.
Kurt Hummel Only because I know Rachel Berry would skin you alive if you weren't properly rested
for Glee tomorrow.
Rachel Berry and Quinn
Fabray like this.
Rachel Berry That's true.
Kurt Hummel Screw being stubborn when it comes to Noah Puckerman. I like my cuddles too
much.
Noah Puckerman and 16
other people like this.
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02/03/2012 08:01 PM
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The Real Me.
Current mood:
 adored
Hey there. I'm not one of those people who come on here, just for roleplaying (although, that's the main reason). I also come on here for meeting new people. Well, not really meeting them, since I probably wouldn't meet any of them. I'm not from where most people on here are. I live in a little country called Australia. Perhaps you've heard of it?
I am a girl. Yes, a girl roleplaying as a gay boy. Got a problem with that? If you do, delete me. If not, then by all means, keep reading. On July 21st, I will in fact be 20. Yes, no longer a teenager. I'm not looking forward to that. I currently only work at my local McDonalds restaurant, but in a few weeks I hope to go back and study. In Australia we have this school called Tafe. I hope to go to that and study Child Care. I will then continue onto University and get a teaching degree. I want to become a primary school teacher. I will also write stories in my free time. I mainly write Glee or Harry Potter fan fictions, but I have a few originals I'm still writing.
The best review I got on a fan fiction told me I have the talent to make up my own characters and publish a book. I always remember that when I'm having trouble believing in myself. I couldn't stop smiling when I read that review.
My favourite show is obviously Glee. It's about the only show I watch. It's what helps me through when I'm feeling sad. My favourite book series is Harry Potter. If I had to go the rest of my life reading the one series it would be Harry Potter.
I know what it's like getting bullied your whole life. I guess that's the best way I connect with Kurt. He held his head high through it all though. I didn't. There were a few times I cried at school. The only friends I had were ones that were two years younger than me. I spent my class time either doing classwork or writing. Back then I was into writing The Jonas Brothers stories. I would escape into their world instead of staying in mine. I guess that's why I only just graduated. If I had my chance to do it all again, I would study. I would have thrown myself into study instead of story writing. Sure, all those hours I spent in class writing, helped my writing develop, but didn't help my grades.
In English I would hope for a writing assignment and when I finally got one, I was so happy. It was year 11 (second last year). I wrote 8 pages but my English teacher turned around and said I had to shorten it. It was too long. Back then I was better at writing longer stories than shorter. I wasn't sure how it turn out, but I had to. I can't remember the grade.
Anyway, I think I've babbled on enough tonight. Message me if you want to know more :)
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