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"Nate how much do you know about me?" Wilson asked as he sat on a porch that had looked uniform in a small rinky dink town in the middle of nowhere. He would be in communications with his long time friend/enemy/lover/life-mate/rival and Netflix account owner - Cable aka Nathan Summer, the man who is bound and determined to save the world..as soon as he can fix his issues with time travel. The red clad mercenary sighed and looked at the droves of families casually walking around.
No one paying him any mind, it was almost peaceful. Bliss in another life. "I know only as much as you tell me and as much as I care to remember which gods above thankfully not much.", "You could've just said nothing and let me have my cool moment.", "You aren't cool and we aren't having a moment..though I suspect you're going to make it one. Why did you call me Wade.", "You said that but you didn't ask me that, or was that a typo?", "No. I'm not asking because it's retorical. I'm already guessing why you opted to waste what precious time I have on Earth. You're feeling guilty? You're gassy? No. Those are too outlandish for you... hm..", "You're part right about that gassy bit, ya boi ate the taco bell wings and listen. I've fuc\ked a lot of broads from different realms, walks of life and planets... those wings? Not too bad, almost as good as fuc\king a stoner from California. The really shifty kind... but no. I just wanna tell you... I got my memories back.. well, the important bits."
Cable would stand stunned in his holographic projection. "I see.. what do you remember?" Wade would then rise from his seated position to grab one of the small knives he kept on his leg holsters and casually twirled it in his grasp. "I remember 1. I hate you, 2. That I love you, 3. That I have a kid and 4... that I had a run in with one of the fat gay guys with the beard from the Sarah Silverman show.", "...the what?", "Before your time youngbuck, all you need to know is she apparently fu\cked Matt Damon.", "Can you get to the point where this warrents you calling me? I'm currently opperating a chrono station to make sure a future displaced version of myself properly completes his mission to preserve the future and save the present.", "Riiight... look man... I...f'ing hell, you were right. I DO feel guilty.", "Of course you do. You're a mass murdering psychopath who got a chance to get out and now that you've grown a heart you're trying your hardest to show everyone you still have a mean streak."
Wade was stunned silent. "....fu\ck, I...WOW, talk about clearing a bitch out. How did you gleam all of that fro-...", "You post your incoherent babbling on instagram and then you delete it a minute later. And in that time frame, I see your posts. Also from your recent actions over the years you certainly have been putting on a grand show. Invading Wakanda twice..", "HEY. NO. THAT WAS A TEAM UP ISSUE, PANTHER AND I EVEN WORKED TOGETHER!", "Before you screwed up and he nearly found a way to kill you but not before you stole their technology and foolishly stole an entire mountain of Vibrainium.", "Bruh...exposed..like this? And on Black History Month!?", "You aren't black Wade.", "These nerds don't know that. I could look like Digi-mon Handsoo under here!", ".....Djimon Hounsou..", "God bless you. But yeah, I guess you're right. How does a killing machine just go back to the old ways. I don't suppose painting a big M on my forehead and shouting how I wanted to be cold and rutheless is going to cut it, right?", "Why do you WANT to go back Wade? Why do you fight so much to evolve beyond what you currently are. I also heard how you became King of the monsters... was this to spite your ex-wife?", "Hey, I in retrospect didn't ASK for this job but I'm stuck with it.. until my comic relaunches and I'm shoved back down the totem pole of respect and have to inevitablely do a team up book with Gwenpool or whatever new dumb 4th wall breaking putz this franchise is willing to sh\it out.", "Your referrences are always lost on me but I want to know Wade...are you afraid of love?", "Bro..you proposing cause I'm not saying NO but ..I dunno if corporate and conservative America is ready for a gay superhero."
Summers scoffed, "You aren't a hero and there are several openly homosexual heroes out there.", "Sorry I meant to say corporate, conservative and Black America since lets face it... I'm like a black icon.. like Ike Turner or the DC sniper.", "...neither of those are good people and again, you aren't black. You try so hard to seem as if you're above it all. Above feeling happy unless it's in excess and when you crash, you feel as if you are owed the world. Wade, I am here to tell you... no one is owed anything. Not you or me and no matter what good we do in the world, nothing in it is set to just appecate us because we exist..", "...oh..", Cable would sigh before rubbing his chin. "You're more so concerned about your child... Wilson, I've learned children aren't pets. They aren't put on this Earth so they can be uses as measuring sticks for how likeable their progenitors are. If you wish for your child to like you regardless of your henious acts, merely be in their lives.. not as an excessive force but as someone they can learn from. The good and the bad and they will use their judgement to assist in your growth as well.", "Huh... that was...oddly inspiring. Thanks...", "Why are you at that house. Does it hold any significance to you?", Wade would stand before looking at the mailbox labeled "WILSON" and merely shrugged. "Eh...felt nice to come here ya know.. look at the past and embrace the future I guess.", "Do not under any circumstances embrace the future. Goodbye Wade. Please do not call me unless it's important.", "Fine. Jerk. Love you zaaady~..", The mutant messiah could only sigh before giving a subdued smirk. "......love you too Wade. Glad I could help."
. Just another day in the life......
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