Dark Realm Protocols

I don't normally write rules on my profiles because I don't expect people to remember every rpers different rules. But recent events lead me to write my own.

1. Do not be a d*ck.

I think that covers everything. Please sign your name* in blood (optional, just a suggestion) below.

*Please note that by signing your name, you are permitting the Black Fairy, also known as Fiona Morozova, to steal your children if she is in the mood or feels like this. Your signature also gives her the right to turn you into a bug and crush you beneath her boot, and then pout about how you dirtied up her boot, if you break the only rule.