This is a satire of Beelzeboss by Tenacious D from their movie "Pick of Destiny." Please support the official release. This parody was made by my friend who used to play Clayface and parts of it by me.

Lionel Luthor: Relax guys, you got enough of the powers of darkness to put on the ultimate show!

Clay: Yeah dude! We truly appreciate it! We don't need that pick anymore!
Croc: RIGHT!

*They walk into the building, then Lionel Luthor smiles, sees a pick broken in two pieces, picks it up, places it on where his right index fingernail should be and transforms into the ultimate evil of the DC Universe as Clay and Croc come back out during a sinister sounding guitar riff*

Clay:  I just thought of something man, we could fix it with duct tape and... AH!

Darkseid: I AM COMPLETE!
Clayface and Croc: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Darkseid: YES YOU ARE FUCKED! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE! AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME MY TOOTH AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Clayface: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! You motherfucker... We challenge you to a Rockoff!
Croc: Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
Darkseid: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! The New God Code prevents me from declining a Rockoff challenge! What are your terms? What's the catch?
Clayface: If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Apokolips! And also you will have to pay Croc's Mortgage!
Croc; YEAH!
Darkseid: And what if I win?
Clayface: Then you can take Croc back with you...

Croc: Wait, what?
Clayface: it's the only way...

Croc: Dude, what the fuck, seriously?
Clayface: To be your little bitch!
Darkseid: FINE! Let the Rockoff begin! (Darkseid all of a sudden poofs in drums and plays a quick solo) I AM DARKSEID I LOVE METAL! (Switches to a guitar) Check this riff it's fucking awesome! (Plays a quick solo on the guitar) I'm Darkseid and I do what I want, whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt, there's never been a Rockoff challenge I've ever lost! I can't wait to take Croc back with me! I'm gonna lay him down and cover him with pee! 

Croc: EW!

Darkseid: I'm gonna make him scream like Ted Bundy!

Clayface: NO! Come on Croc! Let's rock him a new asshole!
Croc: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
Clayface: Come on Croc

Croc: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
Clayface: GODDDAMMIT CROC! He's gonna make you his sex slave! You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
Croc: No...

Clayface: UNLESS we bust a massive monster fucking jam!
Croc: Dude... We've been through so much shit!

Clayface: Made a Batman face with my dick!
Croc: Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
Clayface: Come on Croc now it's time to blow doors down!
Croc: I hear ya Claybles now it's time to blow doors down!

Clayface: Open the cage now it's time for a showdown!
Croc: He'll bend you over and put it in turd down
Both: NOw it's time to blow this fucker down!
Croc: He's gonna rape me if we don't knock this clown down!

Clayface: C'mon Croc now it's time to blow doors down
Croc: I'll tombstone ya, it's time for a smackdown!
Clayface: Hey Darkseid or... Lord Uxas! We know your weakness, O Rocket sauce! We rock the Caspah and blow your mind! We will both pwn ya for all mankind! You hold the lock and we hold the key, you're fucking Darkseid, we are the C!
Both: We are the C (X17)
Darkseid: You guys are fuckin lame, c'mon Croc, you're coming with me.
Croc: Eat a dick!
Darkseid: Then taste my eyebeams fucker! (Fires up Omega beams, but Clayface jumps in front of Croc with his guitar)
Clayface: NO! (The beams bounce off of Clayface's guitar and hit Darkseid's finger, causing the whole thing to fall off. Clayface grabs the finger and turns it back on him)
Darkseid: FUCK! same finger! OH NO! 

Clayface: From whence you came you shall remain until you are complete again!
Darkseid: NO! FUCK YOU CROC AND FUCK YOU CLAYFACE! I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS C! (Gets Boomtubed back to Apokolips as Croc and Clayface nod at each other and walk off)

Croc: Dude, that could have been a masterpiece... Did you remember it?
Clayface: I was in such a state of shock I forgot it.

Croc: Oh. Maybe I have the solution! I whack you in the head with the Club of Destiny! (Croc holds up Darkseid's overly large finger ((Yes, even by Killer Croc standards)) and swings it at the back of Clayface's head as the screen fades to black)