Rules.

I know, I know - the Devil has rules? Yes. They're here to save me from having to deal with idiotic monkeys. Read them and obey them; you'll be a lot happier if you do. Trust me.

-DISCLAIMER.

These are a waste of time, but I must stress. I am NOT my body double - Evan Rachel Wood. I'm Lucifer. We're two different people, don't confuse us for one another.

-STEALING AND PLAGIARISM.

Yeah, don't f***ing do it. I've been around for a long time, and my back-story is unique and different. There will be no imitations. Not to mention, that stealing is just f***ing rude. And, I'll know if you jacked something. I have eyes everywhere. So, I recommend that you do not try anything funny, because you will get caught.

-ROLEPLAYING.

I am a Novella writer. One liners? They aren't allowed on my friends list. So if you are one? Run along and play with the kiddies, and stop wasting my time and yours. I have no interest in you.

Talk in third person; story book form. OOC and SL discussions in messages, comments are for SL's, and the occasional silly banter between friends and I.

Don't leave the f***ing SL discussion to me. Especially if you're the one who added me. Let's brain storm together. If I see no effort from you, I will delete you, faster than you can f***ing blink.

My comments range from 8-20 paragraphs, and sometimes even more. It all depends on how much I feel inspired to write as your reply. If you're sending me a comment that long, please make it worth reading - I don't want to sit here reading a long-ass comment that is going to bore me to f***ing death. Thanks.

Don't hurry me to reply to your comments. If you can't wait? Then kindly f*** off the end of my f***ing d*ck. I reply in order of my inspiration. Others would wait longer than most, and so on so forth. And, I'm guilty of playing favorites. Sue me. Now, if you give me a good story to go to, I will continue to reply to it because it keeps me interested. If I see the story is going no where, and it's boring me. It will just end up fading into the background, and I would eventually delete you in the long run. Sorry.

Be creative with your comments. Don't just bump into me walking around, or spill f***ing coffee on my shirt. I will throw you in front of a bus. Oh, and please don't f***ing god-mode or meta-game my character. Again, I will throw you in front of a bus. While on this note, cheap role-playing? No thank you. This means, don't come outta nowhere and kill off my character, without giving me a warning or even a chance to fight. I'm Lucifer - I can punch a hole in your face, and you don't see me doing this; so respect my character's boundaries and I'll return the favor.

If I add you, I will send you the first comment. If you add me, you talk first (even though I really don't follow this rule anymore; it just all depends on how creative I feel.) Now, spelling? Please attempt to spell correctly. I may not be the best speller in the f***ing planet, and I might make mistakes from time to time, but at least make it good enough so I can understand what you're trying to say. FYI: There's this neat little  thing called; spell-check. Use it. Love it. Marry it.

I'm not gonna add you to keep you in my friends list. I'm not here to collect friends, I'm here to role-play, If you add me you f***ing role-play. I'll only accept characters that fit into my verse. Not characters that wouldn't connect with me in any f***ing way whatsoever. It's nothing personal. But, I mean, can you picture me having a light saber war with Darth Vader? ... Okay. MAYBE... but! It's not gonna happen. No way, no how.

I'm not a f***ing psychiatrist. I don't give a f*** about your dead puppy or any other real life drama that's going on in your life. Unless you're the select few I care about in OOC? Don't come at me with this information, because I'd probably reply with, "Oh! How fascinating, come closer and tell me more." As for RP drama? That's completely encouraged. I'm the Devil, I crave for some spice in my life.

-MATURE CONTENT.

18+ and, I can't believe that I really have to explain this to you people, but here we go. There will be a lot of strong themes revolving everything that is this character. I honestly can give two f***s and a half, if I've offended you in any way. Obviously, my headline, and the type of character I am role playing, should've been a big enough warning for you. If you don't like anything that is written on this page, it's just as easy as hitting that delete button. Go ahead. I wont be mad about it. I appreciate when the weak take themselves out for me.

-THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW.

I am a bulletin whore. Any bulletins posted that are not directed to you, are not to be replied to. Mind your f***ing business and have some f***ing manners. Read them, laugh at them - they're public, this I know, but unless they are mindless banter not directed towards anyone? I'd like for you to keep your opinions about them to yourself. While on this subject, no - I will not delete them for you. If my bulletins annoy you? There's this convenient little button called delete. Learn to use it. I probably didn't like you anyways.

I'm guilty of being a flirt, yet I warn you, I'm a huge tease. I have no problem with leaving you high and dry. It amuses me greatly.

In this case, the love interest spot is already taken and will not be replaced. As much as I hate him, God is my one and only - and the only one who gets to complain and do whatever he wants to me whenever he wants to. The rest of you? Well, you're just here for my entertainment.

My writer is actually a really nice person. Though, she tends to be an a**hole when provoked.

Does she worship me? Of course she f***ing does. She also enjoys bathing in virgin's blood. It's good for the pores and does wonders to your skin!

-THINGS YOU SHOULD DO.

Repeat after me. Ahem. "I offer up my life, blood, and soul, to my one and only God; Lucifer."

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And with that said, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. I'll be seeing you soon.