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m.roleplayer.me/CopeAndSeethe Gᴏᴏɴᴘᴏᴏʟ
I know most of you hate Deadpool writersbut man please give yo homie a chance. I actually can and do write! I just don't pump out prompts every five seconds like most people have the time to.
About me:
Hello Swifties, it's me... your ol' friendly neighborhood Taylor Swift, my tits are more amazing than Billie Eillish's cause let's face it.. Her knockers look impressive now, but them fun bags are gonna sag over time, as for me? I have the gift of everlasting eternal youth. Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot. Just admit it, you love the smell of my farts, especially when I rip one in your face while I'm on stage singing my hit songs like "WAP". Which is why I wanna sell to all my Swifties heavily bedazzled Mason jars that are filled with my farts with a hint of vaginal discharge, they come in many different scents like Rainbow Sherbert. Just paypal me $4,000,000.00, and you'll be swifting swiffily.......... I don't know where I'm going with this, I'm Deadpool by the way. But wouldn't it be an amazing experience to have Taylor Swift ripping cheeks while she's giving you a lap dance? No? Just me? Okay....... have a nice day.
