About me:
The White Bitch was originally a character from the infamously terribad mid-2000s spoof comedy, Epic Movie. She is played by actress Jennifer Coolidge. Needless to say, whatever we write together will probably be both funnier and sexier than her source material. And yes, her name is literally โWhite Bitchโ, a title she wears with pride. Currently, this unbelievably thicc queen is looking for a willing man to rule by her side, trick unsuspecting simps out of their valuables, and vigorously break in the royal bedchambers. Despite being an upper-class white lady, she has a strong taste for hardcore, southern rap and hip-hop, with the hit song Ms. New Booty (which ironically is by a white rapper) being both her leitmotif and preferred song for climaxing to. She is incredibly skilled at twerking, an act which is almost impossible to resist staring at due to her massive, round, perky rear.
She sometimes wears a diamond grill on her teeth, which makes an audible shine sound when she grins. She also seems to have mild reality warping abilities, largely for comedic effect. Though considered quite attractive, she is, at times, anything but ladylike โ not too surprising given she has the word 'bitch' in her name. For example, she often prefers low-end, cheap malt liquor, and her fart is a thunderclap that can vibrate an entire bench. She is not above leveraging her 'assets' to get what she wants. Despite her name, she is not racist in the slightest and the admin will not tolerate racism.
18+. Men/boys only. Sex comedy themes ahead. Have fun, and don't take anything too seriously.
Who I'd like to meet:
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๐๐.๐. ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ has 18 friends.
The White Bitch was originally a character from the infamously terribad mid-2000s spoof comedy, Epic Movie. She is played by actress Jennifer Coolidge. Needless to say, whatever we write together will probably be both funnier and sexier than her source material. And yes, her name is literally โWhite Bitchโ, a title she wears with pride. Currently, this unbelievably thicc queen is looking for a willing man to rule by her side, trick unsuspecting simps out of their valuables, and vigorously break in the royal bedchambers. Despite being an upper-class white lady, she has a strong taste for hardcore, southern rap and hip-hop, with the hit song Ms. New Booty (which ironically is by a white rapper) being both her leitmotif and preferred song for climaxing to. She is incredibly skilled at twerking, an act which is almost impossible to resist staring at due to her massive, round, perky rear.
She sometimes wears a diamond grill on her teeth, which makes an audible shine sound when she grins. She also seems to have mild reality warping abilities, largely for comedic effect. Though considered quite attractive, she is, at times, anything but ladylike โ not too surprising given she has the word 'bitch' in her name. For example, she often prefers low-end, cheap malt liquor, and her fart is a thunderclap that can vibrate an entire bench. She is not above leveraging her 'assets' to get what she wants. Despite her name, she is not racist in the slightest and the admin will not tolerate racism.
18+. Men/boys only. Sex comedy themes ahead. Have fun, and don't take anything too seriously.
