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m.roleplayer.me/devil_rabbit_23 Blitz the Rabbit
Hi---HOWDY boils an' ghouls! MySpace vet here! Picture if'n ya will a crossover of ACTION, horror, aaand good ol' fashion cartoon carnage! AN' WELP? Ya got a purty close detail of what genre I SPECIALIZE in!!! ANY an' ALL crossovers encouraged here!!! NOW LET'S GO BREAK SOME SHEE-YITT!!!
Male
31 years old
Tumbleweed County,
Oklahoma
United States
About me:
The long-haired rabbit was born 'Euripedes R. Hutchison.' His exact age to this day is still unknown although many believe that 'Rippy Hutchison' is roughly in his late forties or so. What is certain is he was born one arctic December evening in the anonymous flats of the outskirts of Elwood County, Oklahoma. Very little is known about Rippy's early life aside from he was one of the few surviving out of the many siblings in his family. By his own admission, almost no memories come mind regarding his biological parents hence why he and his few surviving siblings were raised by the grandparents in the Hutchison family. Because many of his relatives were cousins before breeding offspring contributed to his weak constitution.
'Wild Blitz' or 'Blitz' is Buddy the Hamster’s partner in crime. His grandmother used to describe him as a disaster with a cotton tail and cowboy boots!! He’s a coffee-crazed, rambunctious, punchy, and reactionary backwoods WILD CARD wielding a shotgun and a baseball bat!!! In his mind? He thinks he’s the most handsome character in Sneaky Kritters!!! Back in prison he was a CELEBRITY among both the inmates and the Corrections officers!!! This rabbit has been wanted in at least six states!!! He’s the hillbilly nightmare of Elwood County!!! Introducing EURIPEDES R. HUTCHINSON alias “Lucky Jack Burrows” alias “WILD BLITZ THACKER JACKER!!” Alias “Wild Blitz!!!” Alias Blitz ‘the Stetson Thumper’ Rabbitwood!!!
"I like to label an' crown myself as a ROBIN HOOD---naw, hold on here!! A SMOKEY AAAND THE BANDIT kinda SIX-GUN backwoods OUTLAW!!!"
ooc; Oh my goodness... you're such a sweetheart. thank you, so much! I adored your starter/reply tremendously.
if there was one subject Minnie loved to talk about besdies her love for the arts; it was Mickey. Her brown hues lit up at the sound of his name; as if she was a school girl. Though for a brife moment the light in her eyes vansihed as she turned her head in every direction before meeting the woman's gaze once again. "i know a wonderful cafe just down the block; I can treat ya' to some breakfast, and you can ask me all the questions ya' want, darlin'" she hooked her arm around the females.
Minnie knew better than to talk about the man she cared for out in the open; especcially near the Painted Lace. "Ya' see.... it's very complicated i'm on the outs with my current b-boyfriend, Morty. He runs the club i work at." She reached over into her purse pulling out her compact mirror; refreshing the rouge of her lips. "Anyway, there's just no more romance.." she snapped the mirror shut dropping it back into her purse. "I won't bore ya' with those details, sweets." She started guiding the female towards the cafe.
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The view of the cafe had a small balcony with the view of mainstreet still lid up by the neon lights and a small dash of pink in the sky. "I come here everyday after work." she set a tray down with two chocolate croissants and a tea set. "I would give anything in the world to be his girl." she set herself down across from the female letting out a dreamy sigh as she stared down the balcony towards the theater. "if he showed up with a boquet of pink peonies, It wouldn't matter where he would wanna take me...just as long as we get away from here." her gaze met her's with a flushed face. "I-i am so sorry...." she stared down at her lap with a giggle. "You never told me your name, sugar!" She reached over setting both tea cups upsdie and began pouring their tea.
YOUNG LADY? Are you ACTUALLY gonna come into work at any damn point? OR are you gonna keep clubhopping and play purties with your middle-class MALIBU BARBIE ice cream CRAP-HEEL friends? PUT down your boy-toys, quit playing with your over-night pocket boys and COME IN to actually get some damn work done, young woman.
A slender figure was leaned up against a brick wall with only the neon light of the club glimmering around her: pullin out a lighter from her purse Minnie placed a ciggrett between her red stained lips - an exasperated sigh escaped with the puff of smoke. "Night, Minnie!" her brown curles swung around her shoulders as she stared ahead at the blonde; a small smile appeared on her lips. "Night, Dais! See ya tomorah!" she pushed herself up off the wall making her way down the sidewalk. The smell of bourbon and cologne was all she could smell; her face scrunched up in disgust. "I need a long bubble bath..." a small giggle escaped her lips as she flicked the remaining of her cig squahing it with her heel.
Reaching into her bag; Minnie pulled out her keys as she arrived up to her 1957 cherry red Bel Air; sticking the key into the lock she could hear the sound of heels clicking towards her; ever since she had been sneaking around to spend more time with Mickey she was on edge of Mortimer finding out. "DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?!?" she could feel her face flush a deep red. "Hiya, sweetheart!" she stepped forward wipng away the sweaty fear on her brow. "I am the one and only leading lady of the stage!!" she grabbed handful of her skirt to give the woman a curtsy; listenind to her story. She could feel her gloved hands cup her face in glee with a large smile to match. "AWH, MY! You are such a sweetiepie of course we can take ah photo!" she shook her head making her curls bounce as she let out another giggle. "Mickey hasn't asked me to be his....YET. I'm hopin' he will soon."
HEY!! Where'd you get all this attitude from young lady?!? WHERE'VE I BEEN?!? WHERE the hell have YOU been?!? Took YOU long enough to get here. WHAT makes you think I ain't already sent out the trackers and scouts after 'em?? PUT down that goddamn nail polish. PUT down the mirror and DC comics. AND get ready to show up to work. I am speaking as YOUR FATHER and your EMPLOYER as I DEMAND THAT. Now GROW UP and quit acting like your Momma.
KEEP PRESSIN' my buttons, lady. KEEP pressing my buttons. LOOK honey, you can keep playin' the sweet-lips an' batter your eyes routine the SAME WAY your Momma does OR you can drop the crazy harlot act an' START talkin' to me. There's only ONE way all this can turn out for you... and you're SMART ENOUGH to know that, right?
*Reaching into his pockets of his fringed jacket, he presents to her a mugshot and somewhat recent photograph of her Mother, Eve Wilson.* Look, I have a full squad of men ready to back me up. Every last one of us are ARMED TO THE TEETH. There's just you and less than a handful left of your wolf pack of family left. Either cough up, spill everything... and your Momma is gonna have a SAFE rest of her prison sentence.
*Tapping his fingers on the photograph, he guides his robust finger to the area of her Mother and then to the corner of the screen, implying the presence of the sheriff's deputies.* There's a full staff of horned guards she keeps givin' her steamy eyes to. But I can only hold them back for so long. Either you cooperate and give the whereabouts of where y'all are hidin' out at?
*Groaning, the sheriff crouches down to find eye contact with her.* Or get ready for a hail of bullets ready to SPRINKLE all of y'all when we catch up.
Vera-Ellen Firefly, it'll be a COLD day in Hades the day I relent to scum like your family!!! Now YOU COME OUT FROM HIDING and SHOW YOURSELVES!!! Run all you want... HIDE when you can... but we both know how this ends... three body bags for YOU, your brother, and your daddy...
Your flesh an' hide won't save you OR your clan!!! ONLY your breathing words and TONGUE will!!! I WILL FIND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, MARK MY WORDS you cutthroat SHE-DEMON!!! YOUR throats are MINE!!!
Confused and slightly alarmed, Buddy the Hamster rapidly shook his head as he hunched over as he put his finger over his ear so as to try catching what she said.
"I'm---I'm sorry? Ma'am? Say wha---do what? Ralph who? Ha---have we met? If there was some... bad communication or if I made a rude first impression by accident, I---I apologize!! Not to my knowledge, there's a chance you may very well have me confused with another talking critter..." Swallowing a gulp, the hamster slowly held his hands up as he shivered fearfully at the rising tension in her voice.
"N-now---now let's just keep things benign and... and civil by all means. I don't want trouble with you nor whom ever your brothers and cousins are!! The fact is? I'm trying to find my way through this neck of the woods to find MY friends and family. Let's---let's just keep things friendly here!!! So long as you pose no threat? I mean no trouble either!!!"
