I would like to tell you something

OOC:  If you all don't mind, I want to say something that's been on my mind for a bit.  
I'm still very aware that Blade will probably come back for revenge, and you should be too.  

And honestly, if he's gunning for me?  You know what he's most likely to try to do to me?  The same damn thing that every crazy person tries to do to hurt me: make up sex rumors.  Seriously, every time someone has a grudge against me, they go straight for the "honey pot and slander" technique.  Like clockwork.  

Why make peace with me when you can send your female friend to flirt with me, try to get me in a compromising situation, and then at her very first opportunity accuse me of something terrible that never happened?  (And yes, this exact scenario has happened to me at least twice before.)

So if you don't mind, I'd like to come out a little now, while the whole community is being supportive.  I hope you all can extend a little of that comfort and forgiveness my way.

*ahem*

1.  I'm a flirt.  No duh, most of you guessed that much pretty quickly.  lol  I'm a pervert.  I'm really kinky.  I write erotic stuff privately from time to time.  I'm willing to try just about anything once.  I think about stuff you don't want to know about.  lol 
2.  And I'm harmless.  Here are my values:  I'm extremely concerned with respect and boundaries.  I just want everyone to have a good time.  I'm not out to hurt anyone.  I certainly don't need to be pushy or mean.  I don't go where I'm not wanted, I don't flirt where it's not welcomed.   
3.  Privacy is very important to me.  It's not that I'm doing anything wrong, it's that it's none of your damn business. 
4.  I take pride in being a gentleman.  I'm also very interested in gender equality and dynamics.  Women fascinate me.  And sometimes they like it when you pull their hair a little.
5.  And, if I ever err in any of those...  My door is always open.  It's very easy to get an apology out of me.

If you ever hear anything to the contrary...  It's probably Blade.
And even if it's not him specifically, it's probably some other crazy person who'd rather strike at me and be angry than come to me and talk about our differences.  

Seriously.  It's only RP, we could talk it out over coffee.  But noooooooo, some of you want to rant.  And you can't call me a god-modder, can't call me a bad writer.  The only thing you can do is lie, or try to shame me for what's none of your damn business.  

Anyway...  I don't want the crazies to have that kind of power or leverage, or to frankly waste my time.  So I wanted to put this a bit more out in the open on my terms, not theirs.  

Of course it's still my damn business, I'm not going to share graphic details or anything (you don't want to know), and I pray you all to respect my privacy as I try to respect yours.  

What I'm asking for is your acceptance, your understanding, and then for you to not give a sh*t about it.  lol  That's not too much of an indulgence to ask for, is it?
Anyway.  Thank you all for listening.  It's good to get that off my chest.  

Now if you'll all excuse me, somewhere there's an orgy pit that needs to be scraped and buttered.