Killer Croc, Clayface, Bane, Scarecrow, and Talia go to the movies!

WARNING: SPOILERS FOLLOW!

Clayface: Seriously, I don't know why I'm even here, I haven't been in this continuity at all!
Croc: Uh, I've only been in a cameo role in the second movie by Dee Bo, and I was in that little dumb Anime Featurette.
Crow: Well, I was in...
Croc: We know Jon, you don't have to rub it in our faces.
Bane: SHUT UP! My movie's starting!
Croc: Your movie?
Bane: Um, yeah!
*Bane talks for the first time in the movie.*
Bane: WHAT? I don't sound like Sean Connery meets Christopher Walken meets Gary Oldman! I'm supposed to sound Latin... Like Alberto Del Rio or something!
Croc: Congrats, you do now!
Bane: Shut up before I break your arms again.
Croc: You shut up before I feed you a broken rib sandwich!
Talia: Damn, Marion Cotillard looks drop dead gorgeous!
Croc: Um... Hathaway looks much hotter.
Clayface: I agree. Seriously, how is this even an argument?
Bane: Ya'll are perverts, you know that?
Croc: *Points to Clayface* He's the pervert!
Bane: How's your wife Waylon?
Croc: Fucking bite me Bane!
Clayface: You know, I may be a pervert, but I'm not the one wearing a thong on my face!
Croc: What the...? GODDAMMIT! Now I'll never unsee that!
Bane: At least he kicked the Venom early!
Croc: yeah, and Tom looks like he put on quite a bit of weight since Warrior. Then again, when you first kicked the Venom, you were...
Bane: Still able to break the Joker's back in one slam!
Crow: And still a blowhard!
Croc: Whatever motherfuckers, bottom line is... *Hears a line about a giant alligator in the sewers.* I WAS TOTALLY IN THIS MOVIE!
Talia: Congrats Waylon, how does it feel to be mentioned in a movie and resembled in another?
Croc: How the fuck does Selina's lesbian roommate Holly get a bigger role than either one of us? And furthermore, what the fuck are you doing here anyway Talia?
Talia: Um... I'm a fan?
Croc: Right... BOttom line is I was in more movies than you!
Bane: Wait, now I'm the son of Ra's? So that makes what Talia and I did incest?
Clayface: No, that makes you another notch in her belt. OW! *Gets nutshotted by Talia.* What was that for?
Talia: I'm a lady Karlo!
Clay: yeah, a woman who slept with half of the Arkham Rogues gallery AND Batman! *Gets another nut shot, this time from Bane.*
Croc: Shut the fuck up Clay! Oh look, it's the Steelers! Maybe Hines Ward will be blown to bits!
Bane: WRONG! I blew up the entire team EXCEPT for Hines Ward!
Clayface: Didn't he retire this year?
Crow: OH LOOK! I'm in this movie too!
Croc: Yeah, playing the part Harvey played in No Man's Land. Do something fucking original for once!
Crow: At least I don't rip off my characteristics from Michael Clarke Duncan roles.
Clayface: Dude, he has a point.
*Tatsu pops out of nowhere.*
Tatsu: Actually, Dad should stop with the MCD references because the more he acts like him, the closer he will come to eating like him, and we all know Mike is a
Croc: One more word Tatsu and I'll shove your gum drops up your ass then force you to eat them.
Tatsu: I'll shut up now. *Goes back to where he was seated.*
Croc: Whoa, is this what I think it is?
Clay: It is.
Bane: This movie is about to get a lot more metal!
All 3 of the big Gothamite metalheads: WALL OF DEATH!
*The scene switches to the fight between Batman and Bane*
Croc: And there's a familiar and refreshing scene: Bane being repeatedly punched in the face... Hey, why did that bitch stab Batman?
*The revelation of Miranda's true identity arises*
All 5: WHOA!
Talia: KNEW IT! She IS gorgeous!
Croc: revel in your moment bitch, I was in more movies than both of you idiots! Well, not counting the porno tapes Talia made with all of us.
Crow: Except me! I meant the movies, not the porn, because she totally made one with me.
Croc: SHUT THE FUCK UP CROW BEFORE I SHOVE YOUR ASS UP YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU TASTE YOUR OWN GASTRIC WASTE!
Talia: Plus, I never slept with you Crow. And no, I didn't make tapes for any of you idiots! Not even you Bane, and I liked you a lot!
Bane: If Tom Hardy doesn't get an Oscar for this, it's horseshit.
Croc: Maybe TOm should overdose like Heath Ledger did.
Talia: Marion already has an Oscar. I can't complain!
Croc: Mike got nominated... Once...
Clayface: God, I can't wait til I get a movie.
Croc: Not gonna happen, Batman just blew up.
Clayface: Oh...
Bane: Wait, he's alive. He fixed the autopilot.
Croc: Huh... Knew we couldn't give up on him.
Bane: There still isn't going to be another movie though.
Croc: Whatever, we still have the Arkham games. And they're saying I might get a legitimate boss fight in the next one.
Bane: In your fucking dreams.
Croc: Whatever. This movie was okay.
Talia: I DIED!!!
Bane: I got blasted in the face by Catwoman. Shut the fuck up!
Croc: Whatever. Yeah it was good. Now to unsee the line Clayface made about your mask in this movie.
Clayface: FACETHONG! FACETHONG! FACETHONG!
The rest of the crew: GODDAMMIT!